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Channeling Grace Kelly this Labor Day  (at Montauk End Of The World)

Channeling Grace Kelly this Labor Day (at Montauk End Of The World)

New York New York 🗽🗽 (at Canal Street (Manhattan))

New York New York 🗽🗽 (at Canal Street (Manhattan))

Down on the West Coast they got a saying If you’re not drinking then you’re not playing

Down on the West Coast they got a saying If you’re not drinking then you’re not playing

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#tbt to real life American Gothic with @michvm in East Hampton photo cred @carleighjade

#tbt to real life American Gothic with @michvm in East Hampton photo cred @carleighjade

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You Really Should

hire Marilyn Manson to perform at your next wedding.  What better way could you possibly celebrate another doomed marriage?

You Really Should

open a boutique with a special scale hidden in the floor of the entrance. This way, instead of having to tell them to get out because  nothing will fit, an alarm will go off and do it for you.

You Really Should

add a clairvoyant to your household staff.  You never know when the need for psychic advice could strike and it’s always better to be safe than sorry when you’re dealing with the paranormal. Plus, her advice on the construction of a spirit proof panic room, which every should have, would be absolutely invaluable. 

You really should

buy out all the first and business class tickets on an international flight.  Sure, a private jet would be cheaper but watching the confused faces of passengers heading towards the back as you reign like a queen over your own cabin would be priceless. Plus, there’d be the added bonus of watching angry business men throw tantrums due to their inability to upgrade.

Caviar and rose- breakfast of champions (at Sea Food Bar Caviar House & Prunier)

Caviar and rose- breakfast of champions (at Sea Food Bar Caviar House & Prunier)